HYMNS FOR ANY PROFESSION
The Dentist’s Hymn ...................Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman’s Hymn ...........There Shall Be Showers Of Blessing
The Contractor’s Hymn ..............The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’ Hymn .......................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn .....................There Is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn .................Standing On The Promises
The Optometrist’s Hymn .............Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent’s Hymn ...............I Surrender All
The Gossip’s Hymn .....................Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn ................Send The Light
The Realtors Hymn ......................I’ve Got A Mansion Just Over The Hilltop
Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you:
45 mph .............................God Will Take Care Of You
55 mph .............................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph .............................Nearer My God To Thee
75 mph .............................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph .............................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph .............................Lord, I’m Coming Home
Over 100 mph ...................Precious Memories
55 mph .............................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph .............................Nearer My God To Thee
75 mph .............................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph .............................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph .............................Lord, I’m Coming Home
Over 100 mph ...................Precious Memories
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
